Malte & Enno
The 2 Minute-Interview
Official debut: For the first time ever, we’ve interviewed two genuine shit advisors aka loo entrepreneurs – and about time it was! Malte Schremmer and Enno Schröder are the mind and heart (and butt) behind Goldeimer – the cleanest business concerning human needs. Goldeimer toilets are used at festivals, are always clean, always offer enough toilet paper, light and a good read. They’re designed to work without any chemicals or water and the remains are composted. The greater part of the profits go towards WASH (Water, Sanitation Hygiene) projects of our friends Viva con Agua. Oh, and most recently the gents have started making toilet paper, too. We shamelessly interrupted the two of them during their Gameboy session in the powder room and boldly asked them about their business.
Name: Malte Schremmer | Enno Schröder
How do you make money from shit?
Reading, playing Gameboy, surfing the web… what is your favourite pastime on the toilet?
How do explain to your parents that you’ve become a toilet paper manufacturer?
What can each individual do to help make the world a better place?
What was the last thing that really moved you?
What is the most important invention of mankind?
What shouldn’t anyone put off till tomorrow?
Which famous personality would you like to meet for a glass of water?
What would you cook for us if we visited you at home?
What are you afraid of?
When did you last try something new and what was it?
What should no one know about you?
Which question should we have asked?
Photo: Noah Felk